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September 24 2014

23:20

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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September 11 2014

18:47

August 05 2014

20:03

mako-symptoms:

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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this is extremely accurate 

June 20 2014

szprot
20:41








comic-chick:

wombattea:

sizvideos:

How to catch an emu - Video

LET ME TELL YOU A THING

THIS IS A LEGIT THING

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT PEOPLE DO TO GET EMUS TO COME CLOSE

Apparently you lie on the ground on your back and move your arms and legs.

And the emus are very curious and come over like, “The fuck is that.”

And that’s literally what it is. They come over wondering what the fuck you’re doing

This might be my favorite piece of information I have ever learned.

When I rebloged there was no image and I read ‘emo’ not ‘emu’ so I was very confused

(via cosmicsyzygy)

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May 27 2014

21:33
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youknowyourebritishwhen:

i-isacumberbunnie:

If you haven’t been on the WhyImVotingUkip hashtag on twitter, you’re missing out on some quality British humour

'Because they are the first political party to recognise my ability, as a lesbian, to cause global warming'

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May 13 2014

szprot
01:11
http://37.media.tumblr.com/c3fb534caf78d1ad26c6b0eeec5b692c/tumblr_n59xr1Ot1M1qed41xo1_1280.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/e17bc9d611c1c66b7dbf13c6dcc9a76d/tumblr_n59xr1Ot1M1qed41xo2_1280.png
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szprot
00:52
public static int getLenght(String word) {
    int j=0;
    for (int i = 0; i < word.length(); i++) {
         j++;
     }
    return j;
}
codecrap.com - snippet #1093
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March 29 2014

szprot
00:38

themelancholics:

sp00ky-latula-to-the-pyrope:

cynicalwitch:

im-not-ofuckingkay:

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

HA-HA-HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

HEY

I can picture Karkat singing this

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i just sung that to myself omfg

Oh my God.

Singing this every year now. 

Reposted fromthatsridicarus thatsridicarus vianaich naich

July 30 2013

szprot
13:21

The Oatmeal : When your house is burning down you should brush your teeth



Note from the author:
Today, January 8th 2013, marks the 20th anniversary of my house burning down, so I decided to write a comic about it. It was a terrible thing and I've found the best way to deal with terrible things is to tell funny stories about them later.
My dad still had a copy of the front page of our local newspaper, and I've scanned it and pasted it below for anyone who is curious. Also, the newspaper is dated January 9th but the house actually burned down on the 8th (they went to print a day later), and even though the paper states that my sister called the police it was actually my mom.
A lot of people are asking: my mom made it out okay, and she ended up rebuilding her teddy bear business over the next few years.





SOURCE URL: The Oatmeal : When your house is burning down you should brush your teeth
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May 08 2013

00:18
2943 6f2b

thefuzzydave:

* sand
* alcohol or lighter fluid
* sugar
* baking soda

1. Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda.
2. Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
3. Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
4. Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
5. Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.

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April 19 2013

szprot
20:02

The IT Crowd Basement 360° Panorama

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March 04 2013

szprot
01:38
1972/03/03 Pioneer 10 is sent into space. The space probe contains a plaque with a message to whoever finds it, depicting a man and a woman, two hydrogen atoms, Solar system and Earth's location and probe's trajectory. Pioneer 10 will pass Aldebaran star in Taurus in 2 million years from now.

October 10 2012

szprot
22:39
1328 e919

March 20 2012

szprot
20:44
9310 9aff
Whenever the rug gets stuck in the door
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szprot
20:32
3756 38d2
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szprot
20:22
8295 d337
you shall not pass!
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March 11 2012

szprot
01:32
5693 9d80
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March 05 2012

szprot
08:39
2254 fdf7
Było mówione, że nie ma rzucania Estreicherem!
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March 04 2012

szprot
22:53

February 27 2012

szprot
21:38
4740 6fdf
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